少了神经线的男人（二）

Umi最喜欢就是走到同事前的座位聊天了，虽然他每次都口口声声说着他有多么的忙！某天，打从我一到公司后，就听见他在投诉用户和他的老板有多么的无知和无理……

※第一次投诉◎在他自己的座位上※
Umi：我的老板啊，傻的哦！他叫我们啊，每15分钟要check一次forum，每封email在30分钟内一定要回复喔！我不用休息的咯！那天我迟了一点，立刻中了咯！Send email过来问我喔，我理他都傻！
零：嗯 嗯 嗯…… （因为forum和email的事情我听了N遍）

※第二次投诉◎站在我的座位前※
Umi：我跟你讲，我的老板酱做法呵，每个人都顶他不顺了的。阿茫（他们的同事，暂时还未归为他们的同类）现在也开始讲他（老板）了嘛～
零：哗～ 阿茫是新人都会开始complain了哦？呵呵！（肯定是听你们讲了不少！）
Umi：是喔！现在阿茫啊，有时接了电话都没有log case的咯，很显了啦！
零：哦…… （继续玩脸书的钓鱼游戏）
Umi：（慢慢的移走）

※的三次投诉◎慢慢的移向我的座位※
在Umi还未移过来时，已经听到他一直在讲：fuck！妈的！怎样做哦？fuck！kanasai！！妈的！JB！由于觉得不太对劲，所以我就装睡 XD。当他发现到我‘睡着了’后，就很不情愿的移回他的座位，然后继续他的fuck！妈的！kanasai…… 我想，他大概有重复了大约20－30分钟吧！听到很想骂他，可是又不能，因为一旦他发现我没睡觉，肯定会跟我大吐苦水的咯～ 唉，真是左右为难。

结论：Umi很喜欢讲重复的东西，包括了任何的事情和词汇。每见到他一定会从听一遍，真想把它录下来，好让他不需要重复，多点时间来休息和check forum。=.=

少了神经线的男人（一）

周六晚，公司大楼的停车场是关闭的。晚上值班的人都只能把车停在大厅前，并于第二天早上（即周日）7时左右都必须把车子移到大楼的后面的停车位。这是因为在7时半左右，会有人来清洗大厅和为大厅前的花花草草浇水……

以下是发生在某个周日早上4时57分时的对话。

零：咦？阿目，4点多5点了喔，还不睡觉？
阿目：哎呀～ 等下我要去移我的车哦！（关事的咩？现在才几点？）
零：现在才差不多5点，还可以睡一下嘛～
阿目：对了，车要移到哪里去？（直接忽略了我之前的话 =.=）
零：后面的parking咯～ 那些guard早上会开后面的parking的。
阿目：吓？后面的parking没有开的喔，怎样哦？（不是刚刚才说了guard早上会开后面的parking咩？）
零：…… （不想讲话）
阿目：…… （觉得很困惑，因为一直在想着parking没开）
零：我要睡觉了。

那个周日早上，神经线没搭上阿目的耳朵，因为他听不见我说话。T_T

少了神经线的男人（序）

自从I部门实施了24×7值班后，就跟他们部门的人有了更进一步的接触，而且是单独接触的那种。这是因为他们每次值班都只有一个人而已，自然而然的就只能对他们唯一的值班人说话、吹水……

开始有了这么‘亲密’的接触后，常常被他们‘炸’到够够力，心里直想这些人怎么那么的*白目。由于整个部门的男人都有类似的问题，所以就把他们冠上了这么一个代号－少了神经线的男人。这群男人目前有3条水，分别是Umi, 阿目和丫凡（希望将来的日子，他们不会再增加新成员吧！）。

什么是“少了神经线”？有人问我是疯吗？还是过于普遍的正常人？都不是啦～ 其实在我自己的解释中，少了神经线就等于没有感觉。因为脑部不能把信息通过神经线输送给他们的眼、耳、口、鼻等等的，使到他们不能正常的接收、回应、表达某些事情和情绪。就如之前说提到的，他们超白目的！

废话少说，就让我在日后和你们分享我和他们共度过的值班经验吧～

* 形容搞不清楚状况、不识相、乱说话、自作小聪明与白痴含意相近的人。【维基百科】

搞笑PD BBQ

由于有些照片就这样上传会显得有点怪，所以就帮它们加了些无中生有的对白和硬硬串成一个故事。呵呵，这样就不会那么的尴尬了嘛～

－完－

演员：
阿海 － 阿凯饰
阿零 － 本人饰
阿玫 － Rosemary饰
阿一 － Sylvia饰

特别演出：
Foo

其它：
张扬
Sean (Rosemary的老公)
路人甲

PD BBQ

Well, this is the first group outing with colleagues after being worked for 2 years + in the current company. This groups are from IT Hotline and APTAC. Hoho... first and ever. No second time. XD

From left to right: Zhang Yang, Foo, Sylvia, Me, Gary, Kai & Rosemary (Cameraman = Rosemary's husband)

Nothing much about this trip. Just had the BBQ at the Glory Beach Resort BBQ pit. But the food during the BBQ was superb. Unexpectable. Haha. We had cheese frankfurters, chicken wing and a lot of BBQ fish, squid and prawns. The BBQ seafood can say is much better than those we can get from outside. Muchx10 better than the one at located in front of Hong Leong Bank at Petaling Street!

The next day had heavy brunch and then went to Seremban buy Seremban siew bao and some other pastries. Not many photos being uploaded here as the rest 'cannot see' one. Just me cannot see. So being very selfishly, I only uploaded the group photo. ;P

A listener

I don't know whether there are people who is having the same thought as I, where sometimes when you are down or low, all you need is just somebody to listen to you at that moment.

You do not need any advices, any suggestions, any comments and people to ask you back questions. All you need is just being listened. That's it.

For instance: I lost RM50 this morning at the KTM Station, and I feel very sad because it is the pocket money for this week and it makes me need to make an overdraft. What will 'fed me up' is such feedback that I might receive:
1) Don't be so sad la, RM50 only ma. - Advice
2) Next time you should keep all your money inside your socks, LOL - Suggestion
3) Hmm... next time don't be so careless lo. - Comment
4) How come you so careless one? - Question

Maybe the above mentioned is not a very good example, but it is just what am I trying to express. Oh, I found that the skill of talking of a listener is important as well. They either don't talk or say something simple where no assumptions involve. Erm... Seems like the listener better don't talk. Unless you are being asked for. Wahaha!

Well, I'm posting this cause I was quite down some moment ago and the listener talked too much. XD Know they were just being concerned but that is not what I wanted. XD

I'm weird and odd. >.<

My Neighbour

It's been 1 month plus since the renovation was going on. This neighbour which is next 2 doors from me, almost drilling and drilling everyday!!! This really makes me crazy as the drilling is starting at 8am or 8:30am sharp, very on time!!!!

If I'm having rest day at home, it will disturb my sleep since the early morning. If I'm working night shift, it will disturb my sleep when I'm back home cause the drilling, hammering etc will only stop in the afternoon. The sound is really irritating!!!!

This is the 2nd time they are having the renovation. The owner aunty used to claim that how poor are they, until like no money to go to the market and need to borrow a little money from each of the neighbourhood. She is really tricky as she will pretend she bring not enough cash and ask people pay on behalf of her first. After that she will pretend forgot to return it to you. Perhaps you will think: aiya, few ringgit buy vege only ma. But if this happen frequently, you'll know how much she can save!!! My mum already kena few times. Cilaka! Besides that, she knows how to drive and the grocery store is just minute away. But if her soya sauce or other sauces finished, she'll come borrow rather than go to buy herself. Especially during the season she wanna have party for her children. The whole brand new bottle of sauce will left less than half when it's being returned. So tak tau malu. Well again, you might say: aiya, also few ringgit only ma. But don't you think this kind of people is sick? She is mentally sick.

Ok, now back to the renovation. Other than the noise, there's an incident happened last week too. The crane that came to tow something to the rooftop has been collapse. It caused the whole neighbourhood out of electricity. Besides that, the crane has been crushed onto another house and storeroom's rooftop, causing the street lamp fell down. It caused the street to a mess. Too bad I only got to know this while on my way to work (yea, I'm working morning shift last week).

This news has been showing on the newspaper the day after that incident.
http://search.sinchew-i.com/node/341858?k=%E5%90%8A%E8%BB%8A:%E8%A3%9D%E4%BF%AE

Well, the owner is not worried as all as all these compensation will be beared by the crane company. The aunty only feel she is lucky as she need not to pay a single cent and she also didn't crushed by the crane nor the street lamp. She only thinking for herself, what about the neighbours???

Outing 30th May 2009

Hmm... this is the 3rd or 4th outing with KK and Caren. We went to watch Terminator Salvation at Imax. Storyline is a bit confusing, perhaps it is due to I didn't watch T1 - T3? But anyway, the action was good and the main + supporting actors are handsome too. Woohoo~~

After that, we had our dinner at Vivo American Pizza & Panini as I wanted pizza desperately. I wanted to eat at Papa John's but too bad KK rejected this suggestion as he just had it there 2 weeks back.

Ok, fine. Seems like Vivo is not a bad choice too as there are vary of pastas other than pizzas. 3 of us ordered pastas as no one really wanted to eat pizza other than me. =..=" The pizza seems nice from the menu but the price is slightly expensive than Papa John's and the other pizzas from fast food restaurant. Anyway, I shall still try it out some other days.

This is Caren's Bake Chicken and Mushroom Spaghetti - MYR10.90. The concept of put a layer of cheese at the top of spaghetti and bake it. Didn't manage to try it as the portion seems not enough for her to eat. :P

KK's Spicy Prawn Spaghetti. But it's main ingredient is prawns. It looks creamy and nice but too bad I don't really like prawns so didn't try it out. - MYR14.90. This is actually a Chef's Recommendation and Must Try item. ^.^

Finally, this is my Creamy Mushroom Spaghetti - MYR10.90, a Must Try item as well. It is damn creamy and full of mushroom. It must be eaten while it is still hot cause it will become sticky if it's being left for some time. Anyway, I shall suggest whoever wants to try it to bring along your own salt because... not salty enough. XD

A perfect meal won't be completed without a dessert. So we went to get some freshly made doughnuts since I wanted to try this Krispy Kreme Doughnuts which newly opened in Times Square.

Each of us were given a Original Glazed (MYR2.50) doughnut while queuing to order. The dough of Krispy Kreme is the best among the others. Not too hard as Dunkin and not too soft as J. Co. and Big Apple. And it is really crispy as it is coated with a layer of sugar so it is rather sweet than the other doughnuts. Elderly and diabetes patients are not advisable to eat. XD The other flavor of doughnuts are pricing at MYR2.80 each.

This is basically our outing. My outing are mainly movie and makan only if you notice. :P